Sometimes I worry about that fact that I would be a lousy fugitive.
Shorts
The lean of Amsterdam houses often makes me wonder….if one were to be removed, would they all fall over?
One thing I don’t like about Amsterdam is….That the birds have evolved an ability to shit directly, and accurately, onto bike seats. The first time this happened, I was in a hurry, and had very few options. Today, Daniel has evolved to carry some “Wet Wipes” in his bag at all times.
…if anyone has done a statistical analysis of words in order to determine exactly when we will run out of original songs.
…wasting GUID’s, just in case we run out.
The way a pair of shoes look when worn with jeans that have previously only been worn with some other pair of shoes.
Be very careful that typos I make don’t suddenly become new English words after enthusiastic Nederlanders imply an imaginary meaning from the context in which they were used.
If I were to be unlucky enough to be mugged for my iPod, my reaction would depend almost entirely on the song that was playing at the time.
Picking up a coffee, that is contained in a plastic cup, and finding out upon touch that it is cold. I reckon it must be like touching a dead body.
Don’t worry, this blog is not going to deteriorate into some sort of LOLcats rip-off. IT’s just this video cracked me up.
I’m not sure if it is the way the cat looks back at the owner as if to say “Aren’t you going to DO SOMETHING!”, or the casual way the Racoon grabs handfuls of food under a barrage of cat slaps. Slaps which are identical to those Phe delivers on me!
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