A Dutch Life » Shorts http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name Imagination Defines the Limit of Genius Sat, 14 Mar 2009 13:21:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 Sometimes I worry… http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/07/31/sometimes-i-worry/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/07/31/sometimes-i-worry/#comments Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:42:06 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/07/31/sometimes-i-worry/

Sometimes I worry about that fact that I would be a lousy fugitive.

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The lean of Amsterdam houses often makes me wonder….if one were to be removed, would they all fall over?

]]> http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/07/25/the-lean-of-amsterdam-houses-often-makes-me-wonder/feed/ 0 One thing I don’t like about Amsterdam is…. http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/06/04/one-thing-i-dont-like-about-amsterdam-is/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/06/04/one-thing-i-dont-like-about-amsterdam-is/#comments Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:38:05 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/06/04/one-thing-i-dont-like-about-amsterdam-is/ One thing I don’t like about Amsterdam is….That the birds have evolved an ability to shit directly, and accurately, onto bike seats. The first time this happened, I was in a hurry, and had very few options. Today, Daniel has evolved to carry some “Wet Wipes” in his bag at all times.

]]> http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/06/04/one-thing-i-dont-like-about-amsterdam-is/feed/ 0 I sometimes wonder…. http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/05/18/i-sometimes-wonder/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/05/18/i-sometimes-wonder/#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 19:03:45 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/05/18/i-sometimes-wonder/ …if anyone has done a statistical analysis of words in order to determine exactly when we will run out of original songs. 

]]> http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/05/18/i-sometimes-wonder/feed/ 1 Sometimes I worry about…. http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/04/09/sometimes-i-worry-that/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/04/09/sometimes-i-worry-that/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2008 18:33:20 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/04/09/sometimes-i-worry-that/ …wasting GUID’s, just in case we run out.

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]]> http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/03/18/in-holland-i-have-to/feed/ 1 contemplation http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/29/contemplation/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/29/contemplation/#comments Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:15:26 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/29/contemplation/ If I were to be unlucky enough to be mugged for my iPod, my reaction would depend almost entirely on the song that was playing at the time.

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]]> http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/20/worlds-weirdest-part-ii/feed/ 0 What have I become… http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/14/what-have-i-become/ http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/14/what-have-i-become/#comments Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:51:10 +0000 Daniel McPherson http://blog.daniel.mcpherson.name/2008/02/14/what-have-i-become/ Don’t worry, this blog is not going to deteriorate into some sort of LOLcats rip-off. IT’s just this video cracked me up.

I’m not sure if it is the way the cat looks back at the owner as if to say “Aren’t you going to DO SOMETHING!”, or the casual way the Racoon grabs handfuls of food under a barrage of cat slaps. Slaps which are identical to those Phe delivers on me!

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